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Did you hear about the household appliance from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard

Which aardvark holds the speed recordThe nearsighted from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

How do you define an aardvarkAan aanimal from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

A man wanted a new aardvark so from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "They're L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."

What has six legs two arms four from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

Ive got a new aardvark Would you from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.

Who is the Lone Aardvarks faithful Indian from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto

Who has a long nose wears a from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

What do you call a Polish aardvarkA from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

What did the impatient waiter ask the from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

How many aardvarks can ride on an from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you call an aardvark thats from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronautA from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

What do you call an road construction from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!

What do you call a threefooted aardvarkA from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighborsBecause they from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

When is an aardvark jumpyWhen hes got from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Who won the animal raceThe giraffe and from Flashcomment Aardvark jokes Jokes
Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!